Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Square Pig in a Round Hole exists to reward five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.
Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Seattle Times and The Stranger nightlife listings for abundant source material!
Meanwhile, remember to drink plenty of water, put on sunscreen, and keep wearing those masks! If you are able, please buy these bands’ music and merch to encourage them as we look forward to less interesting times. And … hit the follow button at the lower right to never miss a post!
Freaking out with taste and style. (Due to a typo in the listings, I originally chose a non-existent band called “Picnic Fancy” and I’m still kind of disappointed it wasn’t real.)
People in General
People are the worst. People are the best. What can you do?
Northwest Loser Pride taken literally! Failing means you tried, which is more than most can say.
Feelings as weather.
Taking the “power suit” to extremes–the ultimate dress uniform.
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