Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Square Pig in a Round Hole exists to reward five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.
Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Seattle Times club listings for abundant source material!

Is it beginning to look a lot like Christmas? It’s gray and raining and my back yard is full of birds, calling and feasting; I guess they think so. Also, my brother is performing a chapter of Finnegans Wake from memory tonight. This is the sixth year in a row, so something of a December tradition by now and the reason my weekend is booked up. But I always have time to celebrate band names, no matter the weather or the season. Here are this week’s picks:
Warm, old-timey light in the darkness.
Pretty, Christmas-y, invasive, functionally immortal. (Not a seasonal act, either, but well timed.)
What free-range kids grow up to be.
Intellect meets emotion on equal terms.
The world capital of whoopin’ and hollerin’. (Not only is this the name of a real place, more than one band is using it. This is not the bluegrass outfit from Charleston, but the punk outfit from Richmond that has been on a bill with Square Pig faves Dead Bars!)
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Hi Karen. Love reading your posts. I am not on FB anymore but have a writers authors readers page on MeWe. I post all paying gigs for writers and artists. Not a busy place but no hate or nastiness. (I’m too old for it all lol) Take care and have a lovely Christmas. https://grahamwhittaker.com/
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Hi Karen. Love reading your posts. I am not on FB anymore but have a writers authors readers page on MeWe. I post all paying gigs for writers and artists. Not a busy place but no hate or nastiness. (I’m too old for it all lol) Take care and have a lovely Christmas. https://grahamwhittaker.com/
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Good to know you’re still out there! Christmas joy to you, as well.
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Hi Karen, Don’t know if this comment is doubled. Still read and love your posts. I am no longer on FB but have a page on MeWe with same name, and post lots of paid gigs. It’s a quiet place with no hate etc. Take care and have a great Christmas.
Graham
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Thanks for the mention!!
Dean from The Amber Lanterns
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