Square Pig in a Round Hole-June 16, 2018

Square PigNaming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Square Pig in a Round Hole exists to reward five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.

Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Seattle Times club listings for abundant source material!

I’m back from vacation and ready to continue the celebration of band names. Happily, there were plenty to choose from and it was easy to make my list:

Bloom Offering

A lovely, fragrant, ephemeral sacrifice, seemingly less violent than a burnt animal offering. But how do the plants feel about it?

Imposter of Humanity

We’re all pretending we know how to do this thing.

Lilac

April in June

Me a few days ago in Philipsburg, MT

My favorite flower, and I can actually grow it! But its season is so short. The secret is to follow it through climatic zones, where it is possible to enjoy April in June.

The Midnight Avocados

A nutritious and satisfying late snack.

Wake of Humanity

Apparently, it’s “of humanity” week. The destruction we leave in our path; or the drunken celebration the other lifeforms will hold when we’re gone.

 

Shameless Self Promotion:

In case you didn’t know, I write about a lot more than band names! My young adult Daughter+of+Magic+eBook+Cover+edit+1fantasy novel Daughter of Magic released on May 22, 2018 from Not a Pipe Publishing! Ask for it at your favorite independent bookstore or order from Amazon or Barnes and Noble.

Luskell has been dreaming about dead people.

Her parents may be two most powerful wizards in the country, but Luskell doesn’t have any magic of her own, so she’s stuck spending a summer with her grandmother in the small town of Deep River where her father is the hometown hero. Then the dead start to visit her dreams with mysterious messages. In a secret pact with her friends Jagryn and Laki, Luskell begins to teach herself magic and discovers an apparently bottomless well of untapped power. But before she has control over this ability, her dead grandfather appears with a dire warning. With no way to send word to her parents, Luskell and her friends mount a daring rescue. Can they get to the capital in time to save the country … and her parents’ lives?

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