Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Square Pig in a Round Hole exists to reward five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.
Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Seattle Times and The Stranger nightlife listings for abundant source material!
I’ll let you in on a little secret. I did not go to shows at bars when I was young. I did not even know that was a thing one could do. I got to see quite a few big-name acts in large venues back then, but the joy of a small local act in a small local venue was something I discovered later in life. And I miss it! Especially after seeing this great new Dead Bars video. For now, I will enjoy shows vicariously through nightlife listings and the band names I find there.
As ever, and especially if you’re going out to shows again, wash your hands, wear your mask, get your vaccine if you haven’t already, and if you are able, please buy these bands’ music and merch while we wait for even better days.
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