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Square Pig in a Round Hole-November 15, 2025

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Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Since 2010, Square Pig in a Round Hole has been rewarding five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.

Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Stranger’s Everout nightlife listings for abundant source material!

This week, I was the guest on episode 150 of Tilting at Windmills, a production of Not A Pipe Publishing. Hosts Chrys and Benjamin Gorman talked with me about my latest fantasy novel DEEP RIVER RISING, cozy romantasies, neighborhood cats, golf-course lightning, the existence of Hell, and fighting fascism with small ideas that grow. Watch it on YouTube HERE or find your favorite way to listen HERE

If you are able, please buy these bands’ music and merch. And … hit the subscribe button at the lower right to never miss a post.

Avoid
Remove the object from a transitive verb, and it becomes general advice. Avoid what? All of it.

Dirty Verbs
All-purpose euphemism for when you stub your toe or watch the news in front of small children.

Frank Futility
Mild-mannered alter ego of the superhero Captain Pointless.

Greet Death
When the inevitable comes to call, welcome it like an old friend.

Little Angry
A bit more than just disappointed. Miffed. Irked. Vexed.

 

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  1. I run The Rage Brigade, a Facebook group for conversation about fantasy, science fiction, superheroes, and music (and the intersections thereof). If that sounds like fun, come join us here.
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