Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Since 2010, Square Pig in a Round Hole has been rewarding five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.
Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Stranger’s Everout nightlife listings for abundant source material!
Exciting times! The Mariners are one game away from finally going to the World Series; freedom-loving folks are once again out demonstrating against authoritarianism (crowds bother me, so I’m donating blood instead); and, at last, today is the cover reveal for my 8th published novel, Deep River Rising (Tales from Deep River Book 2)! This sweet, cozy romantasy can be read on its own or as a sequel to A Quest for Hidden Things. It will be available on November 11, but can be preordered now. Read the full announcement HERE.
Meanwhile, the band names continue to more than pull their weight. If you are able, please buy these bands’ music and merch. And … hit the subscribe button at the lower right to never miss a post.
Comet Cult
Fringe sect for those who remember how the Comet Tavern used to be.
Odd Radio Circus
I like the way a slight alteration takes it from astronomical event to weird, noisy fun. (I almost suspect this one was slipped into the listings as a prank because they knew I would pick it. They are one of those mystery bands with no online presence, though I did find one called “Radio Circus” and one called “Odd Circus.”)
Off Off On
The unusual toggle that has 3 settings, two of which disable operation. At least they are right next to each other.
Somber Violets
Unmistakable languid goth energy. (One of the violets colonizing my flowerbeds bloomed at the end of September, casting this cheerful spring flower in a brave yet mournful light.)
Top Secret Robot Alliance
We’re all doomed, probably.
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Karen Eisenbrey 