Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Since 2010, Square Pig in a Round Hole has been rewarding five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.

After the week we’ve had, I am more grateful than ever to the cats of the internet, and to whatever power in the universe makes band names possible. Let us treasure the small, good things.

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Antarcticans
I have been fascinated with the continent of Antarctica since I first learned of its existence in fourth grade, an interest that only grew as I researched Ernest Shackleton’s failed Transantarctic Expedition for my sci-fi rom-com Ego & Endurance. It’s a place people can go, but not a place anyone can claim to be from.

Fairy Riot
This fantastical reference to actual Seattle-area punk history is charming and actually quite punk. Also, I’m always delighted to catch someone in their debut.

Gumby’s Junk
As I am disinclined to consider the private parts of animated characters (which are none of our business), I choose to consider this a reference to a likely business operated by said beloved character and imagine the hijinks that might ensue when Pokey gets tangled up in some noisy detritus.

Pete Marshall & The New Broke West
Is our region like a trained but inexperienced horse, or have we recently fallen on hard times and can’t pay our rent? 

Professional Poor Girl
Oh, dear, she’s trying to make a full-time career in the arts, isn’t she? (This might have been their debut, too–on the same bill with Fairy Riot, they also have no online presence. I wish them well!)