Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Since 2010, Square Pig in a Round Hole has been rewarding five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.
Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Seattle Times and The Stranger nightlife listings for abundant source material!
I had the weird experience this week of posting my own job on Indeed. Yes, I plan to retire in a few months, which means we need to get the word out so we can hire my successor while I’m still around to train them. But I won’t be retiring from this blog as long as there are still bands with funny or inventive names. Even on a holiday weekend, band names never take time off!
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Humorous as either a product or a band name, since milk is typically regarded as mild and soothing. But take it away and the baby gets angry. (I found at least 3 other bands using this name, but pretty sure I linked to the right one.)
This Tom Petty tribute is exactly what it says on the label. I also salute the wordplay and how delightful it is to say aloud. Well done.
Scatter the Atoms That Remain
Sternly poetic. Leave no trace. We mean it.
How the juveniles of the species attempt to solve their conflicts without anyone getting hurt. The next stage is to pick up guitars.
Swiss Army Wife
She really can do anything; that’s her superpower. And I love it when two common phrases just click together like that.
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