Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Square Pig in a Round Hole exists to reward five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.
Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Seattle Times club listings for abundant source material!
I took a break last weekend and tomorrow looks busy, so I’m trying out blogging on a Friday because I’d rather not skip two weeks in a row. These band names won’t honor themselves!
Old-school hairdo and warm hum of the amp when the song is over.
True comrades don’t judge on spelling.
As long as the Muppet gives consent and you don’t mind cookie crumbs on the sheets…
The sounds will set you free.
You wouldn’t want to live there but might be fun to visit: pleasantly thrilling rather than threateningly haunted.
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