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Square Pig in a Round Hole-July 26, 2025

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Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Since 2010, Square Pig in a Round Hole has been rewarding five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.

Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Stranger’s Everout nightlife listings for abundant source material!

Going to see Superman today as an early birthday celebration! But don’t worry, I wouldn’t let something like completing another trip around the sun interfere with the really important things, like the celebration of band names.

If you are able, please buy these bands’ music and merch. And … hit the subscribe button at the lower right to never miss a post.

Ants Ants Ants
The likely cry when you’ve just finished unpacking your picnic. But hey, it’s summer and you’re outside!

Heart Attack Man
If this is a superhero, I want to know: is he having one or does he cause them?

The Salmonberries
The local flavor could hardly get local-er. Grab a snack while you walk in the woods.

Sludge Incorporated
Grimy, heavy sound, organized and in a suit.

Warp Detour
The soundtrack for summer roadwork gets extra points for the play on a famous tour.

 

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