
Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Since 2010, Square Pig in a Round Hole has been rewarding five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.
Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Stranger’s Everout nightlife listings for abundant source material!
The world outside my window still looks wintry, leafless and gray … until I look closely at all the buds and new growth, and hear the birds shouting about spring. So I planted peas, pruned my roses, and picked a bouquet of fresh band names just for you.
If you are able, please buy these bands’ music and merch. And … hit the follow button at the lower right to never miss a post.
Ghost Fetish
If all your trysts are in haunted houses, this might be your thing.
The Lichen Hearts
The perfect valentine when it isn’t quite love yet but might be symbiotic.
no kids pets ok
Probably from a rental listing, but I like to think it’s part of a dating profile. Shared priorities are so important.
thank you, i’m sorry
Two sets of “magic words” we teach our children, but paired this way, it could be an expression of gratitude for correction or an instance of overapologizing when you didn’t do anything wrong.
What Haunts You
Regrets, goals not yet achieved, or if you have a ghost fetish, whatever turns you on.
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