
Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Since 2010, Square Pig in a Round Hole has been rewarding five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.
Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Stranger’s Everout nightlife listings for abundant source material!
The always unstable WiFi in my office has become truly abysmal, so to reduce my stress, I have moved my laptop to the dining room, closer to the router. The connection is solid, but the keyboard is now uncomfortably high, so my words will be few. Looking forward to a more permanent solution (a really long ethernet cable). Meanwhile, band names always make me smile!
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A Flawed Contraption
An overly complicated device that does something, even if a different something than expected. (I selected this one before finding out that I know the people involved. I plan to attend this show tonight.)
Great Comet
I’m always on the lookout for space-themed band names, so this was a welcome find. Any comet that can be visible without hitting Earth is pretty great.
GROSST
Loud and emphatic expression of superlative disgust.
Karmic Unrest
When the street protest is completely deserved.
waltzerr
When only one dance partner manages to stay in triple meter.
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