
Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Since 2010, Square Pig in a Round Hole has been rewarding five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.
Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Stranger’s Everout nightlife listings for abundant source material!
I am selling and signing books today with Author Event Network at our last event of 2023, Roosevelt High School Holiday Bazaar, Saturday, December 9 10:00 am – 5:00 pm Roosevelt High School, 1215 NE 68th St, Seattle, WA 98115. Once again, rather than put off blogging until Sunday, I am scheduling this post in advance. Never fear, I’m still bringing gift-quality band names right to your inbox. (But if you’re near the Roosevelt neighborhood, come check out AEN and the other great vendors for locally-made gifts, or treats for yourself!)
If you are able, please buy these bands’ music and merch. And … hit the follow button at the lower right to never miss a post.
Inclement Weather Department
At this time of year, it’s good to know someone is in charge. But should I be troubled or reassured?
Love in Hell
The only way to get through it.
Something Floral
A scent, a print, a garden design. You’ll know it when you find it.
Talking Hand
When you can’t even afford a sock, you can still puppet.
Tommy & the Commies
Classic X & the Y structure AND a fun rhyme for the subversive win.
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