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Square Pig in a Round Hole-August 12, 2023

Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Since 2010, Square Pig in a Round Hole has been rewarding five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.

Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Everout nightlife listings for abundant source material!

Finally, a weekend with not much in it! An ice cream social this afternoon sounds like the kind of low-key event I can handle about now. August just begs for laziness and I am happy to oblige.

If you are able, please buy these bands’ music and merch. And … hit the follow button at the lower right to never miss a post!

Accidental Stuntmen
When everyone is carrying a video camera in their pocket, pratfalls are forever and anyone can fill this role.

The Clam Slam Jammers
House band for a mollusk poetry open mic? Great energy in the rhymes. (I’m so disappointed that they seem to have no online presence.)

The Last Minute Maybes
How chaos people respond to invitations. Always welcome, never expected.

VHS Ghost
Everyone over a certain age is haunted by obsolete technology.

The Waddlers
I love and respect the ownership here of the least cool form of locomotion.

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