Square Pig in a Round Hole-May 29, 2021

Cartoon image of a pink square pig in a round hold

Naming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Square Pig in a Round Hole exists to reward five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically.

Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Seattle Times nightlife listings for abundant source material!

(Until live music returns, I am curating retrospective posts from past material. Dates indicate when the band was originally featured.)

SQUARE PIG IN A ROUND HOLE PANDEMIC EDITION #63

I’m celebrating an almost summer-like holiday weekend by kicking off a new theme: Northwest Loser Pride. It should come as a surprise to no one that there is enough material for several weeks. As ever, wash your hands, wear your mask, get your vaccine, and if you are able, please buy these bands’ music and merch while we wait for a better day.

The Aimlows
(December 10, 2011) This one has great slacker cred. I like the celebration of low expectations.

Cape Disappointment
(September 9, 2017) The place names around here reveal that Northwest loser pride goes way back.

Decent at Best
(January 14, 2017) Like music or literature, band names fall into various genres. I would put this one under Northwest Loser Pride (a personal favorite). Whether honest assessment or an attempt to keep expectations low, this lets everybody off the hook.

Failure Anthem
(November 12, 2016) I’m no stranger to losing. This feels different. This one also speaks to Northwest Loser Pride, which I will always celebrate. I even wrote the anthem:

Five Alarm Funk
(September 6, 2014) As much as I appreciate northwest loser pride, I also love when a group has the confidence to own how hot they are.

 

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Square Pig in a Round Hole-November 12, 2016

Square PigNaming a band is an act of concentrated creative expression. Square Pig in a Round Hole exists to reward five favorite band names each week. Winners are (usually) listed alphabetically. Selection is wholly unscientific and subject to whim, with a bias toward wordplay, humor, and local flavor. In most cases, I won’t know anything about the bands at the time of selection. Thanks to the Seattle Times club listings for abundant source material!

As an unapologetic liberal and anti-authoritarian, I have spent the days since the election in dismay and worry. On the plus side, the club listings this week offered a bounty of band names that spoke to my anxieties. I hereby present a special post-electoral double-plus list of eleven honorees, offered with less comment than usual. Keep making music, people. We’re going to need it more than ever.

American Island

AKA the West Coast.

Animals as Leaders

At least the internet will still be full of cute critters. Vote Kittens & Puppies 2020!

Bury Me Now

On second thought, I believe I will stand and fight.

Caveman Ego

The ego entering the White House is even larger and less refined than usual. I mean no insult to cavemen.

Cold Comfort

“We survived Reagan. We survived Bush.” Why do I not feel better?

Failure Anthem

I’m no stranger to losing. This feels different. This one also speaks to Northwest Loser Pride, which I will always celebrate. I even wrote the anthem:

Head for the Hills

There’s a temptation to run and hide, but where would we go? This is our circus; those are our monkeys.

King of Hats

The bonus pick that does not belong to the theme! I wear hats to be visible, and the wordplay makes me happy during a downer week.

Reason to Rebel

Most voters were not for the president-elect. Let’s not let him forget that.

Slackjaw

Wednesday morning’s expression.

The Orwells

I remember how relieved we were to reach and pass 1984 without the book coming true. I hope he didn’t just get the year wrong.